Gilligan's Island - The Pilot TV Theme

Just when you thought that the suckiest of all suck efforts at songwriting had either been recorded by Kevin Federline or buried for all time, you find the actual original theme song for the pilot episode of Gilligan's Island. I defy you to find anything worse.

Jared Jeffries -- Um, No

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/story/462821p-389451c.html. Out one or two months after having to have wrist surgery. Also in the category of "overpaid forwards who are injured" let's toss in Darius Songaila -- out 10 weeks after back surgery.