Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What Really Grinds My Gears #7 -- Fruits and Vegetables

You know what really grinds my gears? Fruits and vegetables.

8 helpings a day -- yeah right. And it takes like 4 months to grow me 89 cents worth of snap peas in my garden? And who can eat 600 zuchinnis? And why when I go to Florida is it a crime when I stop my car by the roadside and eat as much fruit off the orange trees as I can eat while I am standing in the field? Doesn't the Bible say that is OK?

So that is what really grinds my gears.

1 comment:

Al Swearengen said...

Please explain "fruits and vegetables."