I Am Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum -- And I am All Out of Gum. (Roddy Piper)
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Rating "Jennifer"s
Al S. easily won the last rating item, so now we move on to the Jennifers. Aniston (white), Garner (skirt), Love Hewitt (strapless) and Connolly (one-shoulder dress).
Thanks for playing. There is no "wrong" answer to this question. It is like me selecting between pizza, steak, a great reuben sandwich and Cajun chicken fettucine.
That said, at their absolute peak the answer would be: Connolly, Aniston, Love-Hewitt and Garner.
At their current appearance level, I go with Love-Hewitt, Aniston, Connolly, Garner.
And I love Jen Garner, she is my cousin's former sister-in-law, so this is not intended to be a slam on her.
2008 -- time for a new profile.
Summary: 1964-1966 -- Urbana, Illinois.
1966-1982 -- small town in western NY; football QB, baseball center fielder, 6th man on the basketball team (OK, I am not real proud of that).
1986-1989 -- Durham, NC law school watching the greatest college basketball program of all-time (OK, so I am biased).
1988 summer -- Minneapolis, MN -- bunch of really hot blonde girls walk around a lake and encourage me to come back to MN
1989-Present -- MN (couldn't resist)
Loves -- hoops, American Idol, politics, general trashy pop culture.
Aspirations -- to some day match up with my driver's license weight; to have someone some day say to me, "You don't look that old."
Status -- wife, 3 kids, middle-aged and wide bodied.
Enjoy my Blog.......or just get the hell out.
8 comments:
Connolly
Garner
Aniston
Love-Hewitt
Connelly (pre-reduction)
Love-Hewitt (post-weight-loss)
Aniston
Garner
AL S is rigth on the money-
Connelly (pre-reduction only, I will a pic on my blog if I can find one.)
Love-Hewitt (without the weight)
Aniston(at times stunning for her age)
Garner (suffer for being married to Ben Affleck and required to appear at any Boston sporting event)
I've been told that Aniston is a smoker, as well.
Thanks for playing. There is no "wrong" answer to this question. It is like me selecting between pizza, steak, a great reuben sandwich and Cajun chicken fettucine.
That said, at their absolute peak the answer would be: Connolly, Aniston, Love-Hewitt and Garner.
At their current appearance level, I go with
Love-Hewitt, Aniston, Connolly, Garner.
And I love Jen Garner, she is my cousin's former sister-in-law, so this is not intended to be a slam on her.
I'll need to hear more about that last allegation of yours.
My cousin is married to Scott Foley's brother.
Scott is Jen's ex.
1. Steak
2. Pizza
3. Great Reuben Sandwich
4. Cajun Chicken Fetticine
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