Let's review briefly the system of justice that we have in America (all crimes involved famous black men, so the issue here is not race or ability to pay a lawyer):
1) Shoot yourself in the leg -- 2 years in prison.
2) Engage in a dog fighting operation -- 18 months in prison.
3) Run over and kill a pedestrian while you are drunk -- 24 days in jail.
4) Beat the living hell out of your girlfriend -- no jail time.
What a wonderful world we live in.