Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Obama Long-Form Birth Certificate

Oh sure, where is the videotape of the birth?

Where are the hospital pictures?

He is still black-skinned after all, right?

Why are there parentheses? Who and where is David Smialin? Why is his signature so shitty? Why is it on the wrong day?

Look -- this will prove nothing to true racist haters of our President. You could dig up Elvis's bones and submit them to DNA testing in front of Priscilla and Lisa Marie with Nick Cage pointing out fractures that occurred during the King's life, and people would still swear they saw him at a Kum and Go in Livonia, Michigan last night.....and he still looked 42 years old.

Nice try Barack -- but it won't help.

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