If I were Melania Knavs/Knauss/whatever her real name was when she was allegedly born in Slovenia:
1) I would be a lot better looking than I am.
2) Despite #1, I would be banging someone a lot WORSE looking whenever that hideous troll wanted to bang me.
3) I would try to spend LESS time worrying about whether the U.S. President is a natural born citizen (or is, in fact, some foreigner who is just taking advantage of the U.S. after moving here.....um, you know, like me); and
4) I would spend a lot MORE time worrying that on April 26 I turn 41 - with a body now ravaged by age and pregnancy. Trump divorced his first fashion model wife when she turned..............43.