Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Give me a 1 to 100 rating on...........A Slimmed Down Jordin Sparks

1 -- hideous, would kill myself if I even was forced to make out with her for 5 minutes.

25 -- if she was the last girl at the bar at closing time and wanted me, I would buy a dirty magazine instead.

50 - I wouldn't be proud, but I have made out with worse.

75 -- would be very proud to have a shot at that

100 -- would have relations with her in front of my spouse or significant other and not worry about the reaction.

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