Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Ed Rollins -- Republicans Will Vote For Bachmann Over Palin -- Both Are Hot, One Is Smart

And how does Rollins distinguish Bachmann from Palin?

“People are going to say, ‘I gotta make a choice and go with the intelligent woman who’s every bit as attractive.’”


Ouch.

There is no doubt that tax attorney Bachmann, while possibly insane, is far more intelligent than "5 schools to get a journalism degree" Palin. But how does she really stack up on a HM's Duke Law facebook style rating??? Well, wonder no more.

Bachmann -- face 6, body 8, doability 6

While doability is certainly subjective, it just is hard to really get into the thought of banging a chick with that wide-eyed crazy looking religious zealot stare. It just does not sit well. I recall an old gf who was ridiculously slutty, but very religious. She would return from religious retreats almost glowing with the holy spirit. I basically had to not be around her for a couple days until stress and Dr. Jack Daniels would bring her back to earth.

Palin -- face 7, body 9, doability 10

While her face is going quickly, the woman just oozes sex. She just looks like the girl who knows she is dumb and is willing to perform in another manner for your enjoyment. She is marginally athletic (meaning she can look trim but not haggard) and she has some really large assets to push up and forward.

Verdict:
Bachmann -- 20 (not bad for a 50 year old)
Palin -- 26


So it is really not close. And with Plain's idiocy being canceled out by Bachmann's insanity, you still gotta go Palin.

Unfortunately, Sarah would quit after 3 weeks as President once she figured out you make only $400K in the job, thus becoming the second President ever to resign, and the first to do so for no good reason.

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