Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Hefner Wedding off

Why? Why? Don't they make a great looking couple? I would guess that he tried to negotiate too many sex requirements (ala "Cherry 2000) and she just freaked and said, "Uh, lord no! My counteroffer is you die in 3 days."

The lesson for Hef? Don't be playing around down at age 25. You can only keep them drunk for so long, then they realize that they have far better choices. At age 35 you can find hot chicks who have so completely given up on themselves that they will bang a tree branch nightly in return for a nice home and living expenses. 25 is just shooting too high for a marriage/sex commitment.

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