David Arquette -- whacked out druggie
Ron Artest -- just whacked out
Chaz Bono -- will apparently dance with a girl. Congrats, girl.....
Elisabetta Canalis -- babe
Kristen Cavallari -- babe, but unduly cruel to diabetics
Nancy Grace -- wow, how awful will this be?
Robert Kardashian -- I guess he cannot be worse than Kim as a dancer
Carson Kressley -- he is dancing with a girl
Ricki Lake -- darkhorse to win
J.R. Martinez -- my talent is that I was badly burned as a soldier
Chynna Phillips -- super hot.......in that Robert Urich movie.....in 1990
Hope Solo -- babe