Wednesday, August 17, 2011

HM's Undateable Score

Talking only about my single days (pre- May 1992).


96.Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
92.Quoting Lines From Movies
89.Sports Cliches
76. Air Guitar
70. Listening To Lite FM
60. Going Shirtless In Public
55. Busting Out Porn Too Soon
54. Biker Shorts
47. Bad Table Manners
34.Baby Talk – the most embarrassing admission
18. Tighty Whities
2. Talking About your Ex


12 out of 100 undateables. I have added several more post-marriage, but I have eliminated 96, 76, 60, 55, 54 and 34. So I am probably only equally undateable now.

2 comments:

Al Swearengen said...

Why ever employ "baby talk" -- in any circumstance -- including discussions with your own children? This one, I don't get.

HM said...

Some chicks dig it.