Rick Perry -- Just Saying It Makes It So

Governor, we have the highest teen borth rate in the country and we teach only "no sex before marriage" -- is that a good use of our money.

1) Yes.

why?

2) It works.

No it doesn't.

3) Well, it works.

Show me one stat that shows it works.

4) I know it does.

Any stats?

5) I know from my own personal experience that abstaining works [wow, really!?!?] so maybe we are not just teaching it well.

But why are all these teenagers having babies?

6) Hey look, I know it works.

So why do we spend money on stuff that does not work.


7) Hey, we spend money on steroid testing and only catch 15 kids a year.

Oh............OK.