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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Best Glen Rice and Sarah Palin Tweets So Far

1. Best Anatomical Observation: PimpBillClintonBill Clinton
And all this time, Todd Palin thought having all those babies is what had Sarah all stretched out. #glenrice

2. Best Future Political Reference: JustMeGeeRichard Giannotti
#glenrice unlikely poised for a cabinet position in 2012 with Palin even though 20 yrs ago he had her on a cabinet position.

3. Best Current Political Reference: PJButtaPJ Butta
Well if Sarah Palin decides to run for President she'll have at least 1 black vote #GlenRice

4. Best Fast Pun -- UtahFrankFrank
Who knew #GlenRice was so deep into politics...

5. BEST RETWEET INSULTING TO SARAH'S LOOKS
QBKILLAWarren Sapp@michaelombardi #Ouch RT @DavidER6: Palin isn't surprising; #GlenRice was always known for nailing 3's.


6. Best Animal-related Pun -- 3ChinBreitbartTripleChinBreitbartI knew Palin liked to shoot wolves from helicopters but I never knew she'd like to bang wolverines too. #HeyOh #GlenRice #p2 #p21 #tcot

7. Best Trash TV Reference sam_rigbySam Rigby
Shaunie O'Neal must be chomping at the bit to get Sarah Palin on "Basketball Wives" today. #GlenRice


8. OVERALL BEST TWEET SO FAR33GreeperGreeperHusseinObama
White on Rice, Baby. Drill Baby Drill! #GlenRice @SarahPalinUSA

9. Most Bizarre Analogy Tweet telecomicTelecomic
If #SarahPalin can bang #GlenRice, you gotta wonder if #RobertHorry could at least get a half-and-half from Christine O'Donnell?

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