How in the hell are 18% of Republican voters picking Herman Cain? I mean, how crazy is Michele Bachmann that she cannot get any votes while a guy who calls a country next to Pakistan "Uzi, uzi, beki, beki Beki" is at 18%? Why are Ron Paul voters leaving in droves to go to Herman Cain?
Who are these people?
"You see, my first choice in a date would be Joan Rivers, but I guess my second choice is Oprah Winfrey..."