"I will set you up with this SUPER easy girl who will bang anyone, but let me be clear -- this is not a prostitute. I don't get any money back in the rare event that she refuses to have sex with you."
2008 -- time for a new profile.
Summary: 1964-1966 -- Urbana, Illinois.
1966-1982 -- small town in western NY; football QB, baseball center fielder, 6th man on the basketball team (OK, I am not real proud of that).
1986-1989 -- Durham, NC law school watching the greatest college basketball program of all-time (OK, so I am biased).
1988 summer -- Minneapolis, MN -- bunch of really hot blonde girls walk around a lake and encourage me to come back to MN
1989-Present -- MN (couldn't resist)
Loves -- hoops, American Idol, politics, general trashy pop culture.
Aspirations -- to some day match up with my driver's license weight; to have someone some day say to me, "You don't look that old."
Status -- wife, 3 kids, middle-aged and wide bodied.
Enjoy my Blog.......or just get the hell out.
6 comments:
Who is the chick in the mirror??
Nice pic. How did you find that!?
This is the pic Gronkowski is getting so much shit about.
Look for pics using search term "Bibi Jones Patriots"
I was referring to the pic in the post above. :)
It was the one you sent me that you could not find a way to copy!!!
Why should people be deprived due to technical problems, K?
Could have given me credit or just a mention, as I gave credit to RKG?! :)
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