Never eat crab dip and crab soup and 6 crabs and wash it down with Guiness at 4. You will be asleep by 8.
Sat next to a guy at Jimmy's diner. Charlie. Approximate age 150. He was asked by diner owner Jimmy, "Charlie? You still alive?".
Reply - "I feel a lot better today". Yikes.
At an airport restaurant - this couple with a 180 pound man and a 200 pound woman are waiting 40 minutes for their food. Finally comes. The 8 year old girl looks at the mom and says "I need to go to the bathroom". You woul have thought the girl had asked the mom to cut of her own leg. They went to the bathroom. Came back 5 minutes later. The wife is finished. Everyone else has 50 percent left.
Time to pay and go home.