Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Newt Gingrich -- If You Make It 20-25 Years and Go to Church, I Will Give You Amnesty!!

Amazing position -- so if you are a criminal, and you break the law every single day, but you go to church and can manage to avoid law enforcement for 20-25 years, you are forgiven.
I hope this rule applies to all criminals -- steal something every day, fine, so long as you have grandkids and people say hi to you at chruch on Sunday.
Remember, this si from a guy who wants to build a wall the entire length of the U.S.-Mexico border and put armed troops there to keep people from committing this crime -- but hey, if you beat the gauntlet, welcome to America. Similar to the concept of Richard Dawson's game show in "The Running Man" except in this case you have 12-20 million prize winners.

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