Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Rick Santorum -- The Next George Washington

OK.
This is akin to calling Omar Vizquel, "The next Jackie Robinson."
What the hell does this even mean?
Michele Bachmann -- the next Barbara Boxer
Herman Cain -- the next Luther Vandross
Newt Gingrich -- the next Franklin Pierce
Mitt Romney -- the next James Knox Polk
Rick Perry -- the next Ron Paul
Ron Paul -- the next Rick Perry
Jon Huntsman -- the next Rumpelstilskin
Try to discern any logical pattern to any of these comments and tell me which one makes the least and most sense.

1 comment:

Al Swearengen said...

He's always been poised to make an outrageous claim. However, Beck is, now, apparently out of material that has even the vaguest basis in fact.