Wednesday, November 09, 2011

RyanAir -- Soon to Show Porn On Flights

Wow.
Look, this will NEVER happen. Why do 99.9% of guys watch porn? To jerk off. So, you are going to encourage your male customers to jerk off while watching porn YOU provide.
OK, so, let's line up the people who will either sue you or quit:
1) flight attendants
2) any woman passenger or passenger under 18
3) the clean up crew
4) the person sitting next to the porn watcher
5) female pilots
6) anyone who is ever fired and who is going to then say it was because they objected to the porn and the jerking off.
It will not happen.
Plus, the budget for tissues would just explode, um, grow enormous, um, begin to stick out, oh forget it.
HM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps they could hire Erin Andrews to help promote this new in-flight feature. PAR