Friday, December 16, 2011

Vanessa Bryant to Divorce Kobe

The basketball icon, 33, looked miserable at a recent Jay-Z concert and is willing to do whatever it takes to the save the marriage,
When Vanessa replied, "OK, just stop banging chunky white female hotel employees" Kobe amended his statement to say, "Whatever it takes.....within reason...."
a source told TMZ. Vanessa Bryant is asking for joint custody of the couple’s two daughters Natalia, 8, and Giana, 5, along with spousal support.
Vanessa added in her Petition, "Plus, now that Chris Paul isn't coming, I want nothing to do with the Lakers anymore....I am a Clippers fan now!"
I felt that last bit was a tad unnecessary.
Kobe is in a hotel room right now, doing "his thing" in some random white chick's face. When he is done he will ask her to get washed up and get the fuck out of his room. Truly just another day for Kobe Bean Bryant....

1 comment:

K said...

So that $4 million ring got about 8years. That's about half a million a year. Good?