Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Rick Santorum -- There Is No Constitutional Right to a Blow Job

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/rick-santorum-birth-control-sodomy_n_1181291.html?1325615268

Please lord, do not allow your mighty servant Rick Santorum to take this right away from young unmarried men. We married men surrendered it long ago, but speaking as a guy who can remember years gone by, why punish the youngsters?

And Santorum wants the states to be able to make birth control illegal!?!? So......no sodomy AND if you have regular sex then you basically HAVE to try to have kids? I have always heard Rick Santorum referred to as a "jerk off" but now it appears that "jerk off" is the name of his sex platform for all of America. Lotion and towel sales should at least go up, er, explode, um, rise, uh, increase.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm loathe to praise HM but this was very funny. Happy New Year. PAR