Friday, March 23, 2012

He Took It Out, Jerry. He took what out? IT!

http://abovethelaw.com/2012/03/elderly-sports-law-professor-accused-of-unsportsmanlike-penile-conduct/

Also not emphasized in this story, the statement allegedly made to the 24 year old law student while at Axel's Bonfire lounge to the effect that, "My dick is huge."

Cannot question the man's confidence. Perhaps she should also add a claim for misrepresentation? And for animal cruelty (there were allegedly people out walking their dogs nearby).

a reenactment:

HM

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