I Am Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum -- And I am All Out of Gum. (Roddy Piper)
Monday, June 25, 2012
Whose Butt Again...?
Bonus feature - I still cannot believe the claims of who actually gets to handle this celebrity butt....A clue? Generally you gotta be under 30 to get that straight line crease - and she is well under 30.
2008 -- time for a new profile.
Summary: 1964-1966 -- Urbana, Illinois.
1966-1982 -- small town in western NY; football QB, baseball center fielder, 6th man on the basketball team (OK, I am not real proud of that).
1986-1989 -- Durham, NC law school watching the greatest college basketball program of all-time (OK, so I am biased).
1988 summer -- Minneapolis, MN -- bunch of really hot blonde girls walk around a lake and encourage me to come back to MN
1989-Present -- MN (couldn't resist)
Loves -- hoops, American Idol, politics, general trashy pop culture.
Aspirations -- to some day match up with my driver's license weight; to have someone some day say to me, "You don't look that old."
Status -- wife, 3 kids, middle-aged and wide bodied.
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