Peter Kostis - "You are so awesome, Tiger Woods, can I blow you?"
Tiger Woods - No.
PK -- "Well, OK then, I'm disappointed but.....Anyway, dude, how can it be that you are so effing great but then someone else wins? WTF?"
Tiger - I was pretty effing great, wasn't I? Circumstances outside my control. Plus I let the other guy win. That is a bad habit I have. Too relaxed.
PK -- "Anything else, oh Great Calablasian overlord?"
Tiger - Yeah, I have been playing really, really good golf and I generally kick ass.
PK - "That you do, buddy. Awesome, awesome play all week. It is awful that they didn't give you the trophy. I am still available for that thing I discussed earlier."
Tiger - Into girls still, Peter. Still into girls.
PK - "Well, there you have it. Tiger Woods, ladies and gentlemen!"