Thursday, January 24, 2013

Naked Pooping Masturbator Avoids Gunfire, Drinks From Vacuum

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

My favorite part of the entire thing is when he avoids gunfire from the wife and THEN goes into another room and starts jerking off.  So - lady with gun trying to kill me?  Better get jerking off.

I guess gun control opponents won't be using this as a "guns are a crime deterrent" example - lady had a gun right in the house, a pretty captive target, and yet she could not even get him to stop committing further crimes right in front of her.

1 comment:

Al Swearengen said...

This young man also apparently subscribes to Najeh Davenport's "Houseguest Protocols."