Thursday, September 12, 2013

Alabama Football - Cheaters

I can save the NCAA a month of waiting here.  Here is what Alabama's internal investigation will show:

"We looked at the allegations, and we can say with 100% certainty that Alabama football has never done anything wrong, in any way, from the beginning of time up to the date of this report.  We have talked to the people supposedly involved, and they are now all either dead or living comfortably outside of the country.  The ones who are not dead deny any wrongdoing."

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