Been a rough one so far - parking garage guy felt I parked too close to the wall, security guy said my boarding pass looked "older than 24 hours". Um, ok.
High point? 50 year old guy with his 35 year old wife sitting right in the middle of the main walking area. She is fully made up at 545. Her boobs were lstraining to escape the fabric holding 10 percent of them in. Runner up ? 25 year old woman walking normal speed stops dead, reaches behind her and just yanks as hard as she can to get her thong a little looser under her yoga pants. Pants probably went out. 4 inches. She then just went back to walking normal speed
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