Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Jenny McCarthy, Engaged

I am sorry, but how could you be married to Jenny McCarthy?  You know her history and the amazing stories that she spins about her single days.

Do you think that any of this sort of thing is going to happen now in your presence now that you are married to the 40+ McCarthy?  Won't you just consistently be feeling like the guy who dates the captain of the cheerleaders after she finds Jesus and doesn't do "that kind of stuff" anymore?  So while everyone before you got this great benefit, you get none of this benefit. plus all of the negatives (that are so bad that everyone in the past eventually dumped her).  Awesome.

Good luck to Marky Mark's brother - you will need it.

1 comment:

K said...

This one ain't lasting long.