19.1 inches!!! https://www.viktre.com/zachboychuk/grinnell-iowa-man-sets-new-record-for-longest-penis-in-the-world
Good Jesus. 19 inches. Basically the length from my elbow to the tip of my middle finger! (Also, of note, at least 2 full inches longer than my actual.....)
I simply cannot imagine a life of this sort. Brad notes that a woman left him b/c she couldn't handle it. No shit, Brad. Amy Schumer tells a story of how she once faked falling asleep because the guy she was with was roughly 10 inches. This guy is barely halfway in at that level.
As I noted on Twitter, it was bad when I lost to that Mexican guy in 2015, but falling to 3rd place has really put a dent in my self esteem.
Congrats, Brad. But I think a move to the Los Angeles area is probably your best chance of finding true love.