Thursday, February 02, 2012
Wisconsin Women Force Man to Drink Urine, Use Pliers On his Junk
http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/2012/02/01/wisconsin-women-sexually-assault-man-make-him-drink-urine-and-twists-his-jibby-with-pliers/
5 great things about the story:
1) Women "forced" him to strip -- by saying one would have sex with him....."forced"?
2) They handed him lemonade and forced him to drink it despite the fact that it was urine. He, nevertheless, believed them when they told him one would have sex with him.
3) While suffering incredible 10 out of 10 pain due to the pliers, he nevertheless was menaced into submission because.....a 17 year old girl was holding a belt.
4) The prosecutor charges the women with criminal destruction of property -- because they ripped the guy's shirt.
5) When the guy, roughly a month later, decides to call the police, he is told not to do so because they will tell the police he was smoking marijuana. His reply, "No, YOU were!"
Wow.
5 great things about the story:
1) Women "forced" him to strip -- by saying one would have sex with him....."forced"?
2) They handed him lemonade and forced him to drink it despite the fact that it was urine. He, nevertheless, believed them when they told him one would have sex with him.
3) While suffering incredible 10 out of 10 pain due to the pliers, he nevertheless was menaced into submission because.....a 17 year old girl was holding a belt.
4) The prosecutor charges the women with criminal destruction of property -- because they ripped the guy's shirt.
5) When the guy, roughly a month later, decides to call the police, he is told not to do so because they will tell the police he was smoking marijuana. His reply, "No, YOU were!"
Wow.
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Whose Butt?
In my opinion, a truly underrated celeb body -- perhaps because her reputation is that she is a complete moron. But she looks awfully good to me and other who grew up on her type of music.Tuesday, January 31, 2012
How Good Offensively is Kyrie Irving At Age 19?
Guys Under Age 24 who have gone 50% from the floor, 40% from 3, and 80% from the line while scoring over 17 points a game:
Kyrie Irving. The end.
You need to get up to age 24, when you finally get http://bkref.com/tiny/0kdGL
3 guys -- Mark Price, Reggie Miller and Wally Szczerbiak.
Kyrie Irving. The end.
You need to get up to age 24, when you finally get http://bkref.com/tiny/0kdGL
3 guys -- Mark Price, Reggie Miller and Wally Szczerbiak.
NBA Playoff Simulation
http://espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds
A math geek's heaven.
I point out to you something that hits me harder than the thought that the Wolves are likely to make the playoffs.
Note that NO TEAM in the NBA is dumb enough to trade away an unprotected lottery pick........except the Timberwolves. While the Clippers also traded away the Wolves' pick, they did so for a young Chris Paul (a top 5 NBA player). The Wolves gave away the pick for Marko Jaric.
Wolves -- were thrown a lifeline from a passing ship in the middle of the Pacific and said, "No thank you, I will swim for it."
Clippers -- came home to find both Halle Berry and Salma Hayek in their bed and called their friend to come over and hang out.........if the friend paid $10,000,000 first.
A math geek's heaven.
I point out to you something that hits me harder than the thought that the Wolves are likely to make the playoffs.
Note that NO TEAM in the NBA is dumb enough to trade away an unprotected lottery pick........except the Timberwolves. While the Clippers also traded away the Wolves' pick, they did so for a young Chris Paul (a top 5 NBA player). The Wolves gave away the pick for Marko Jaric.
Wolves -- were thrown a lifeline from a passing ship in the middle of the Pacific and said, "No thank you, I will swim for it."
Clippers -- came home to find both Halle Berry and Salma Hayek in their bed and called their friend to come over and hang out.........if the friend paid $10,000,000 first.
Timberwolves Win, Move to 10-11
While the Wolves seem to find .500 an impossible barrier to breach, it still is so nice to not have to watch a Kurt Rambis coached team.
Adelman is a 15 win improvement over Rambis (Adelman is 5 wins above an average coach, Rambis was 10 wins below an average coach). So you would expect the Wolves, just by switching coaches, to go 32-50 (26-40 over a 66 game schedule).
At the Wolves' current pace they are gonna go 31-35. So the extra 5 wins would seem to come from Rubio and the unbelievable added production of Love.
But certainly Rubio and a better Love are worth more than 5 wins, right? So you gotta figure they are worth 10-12 extra wins.
So.......26-40 + 10extra wins = 36-30 or even possibly 38-28??????????
Could the Minnesota Timberwolves, honest to god, contend for the 8th seed in the West?????
Sorry -- I just have had so little hope for so long, I get carried away. It is like being a guy in college where a good looking girl talks to you and you start envisioning her and you on your honeymoon....
Adelman is a 15 win improvement over Rambis (Adelman is 5 wins above an average coach, Rambis was 10 wins below an average coach). So you would expect the Wolves, just by switching coaches, to go 32-50 (26-40 over a 66 game schedule).
At the Wolves' current pace they are gonna go 31-35. So the extra 5 wins would seem to come from Rubio and the unbelievable added production of Love.
But certainly Rubio and a better Love are worth more than 5 wins, right? So you gotta figure they are worth 10-12 extra wins.
So.......26-40 + 10extra wins = 36-30 or even possibly 38-28??????????
Could the Minnesota Timberwolves, honest to god, contend for the 8th seed in the West?????
Sorry -- I just have had so little hope for so long, I get carried away. It is like being a guy in college where a good looking girl talks to you and you start envisioning her and you on your honeymoon....
Gingrich -- Getting to the Point on Romney
Having called Romney "pro-abortion, pro-gun control, pro-tax increase" on Sunday, Gingrich added the title "pro-gay rights" on Monday, in an acidic interview with Fox News.
He rewound his last few days of attacks, combining all of his insults and all his vitriol into a string of remarkable assaults on Romney. "The conservative movement is not going to sit back and say, 'Oh yes, let's let Wall Street and Mitt Romney buy the election,'"
(Wrong, Newt, they are, they always do what the Rich Wing tells them).
Gingrich said. "So you're going to see a real grassroots fight. It will be people power vs. Goldman Sachs and Mitt Romney."
(and the people will lose, as always)
Gingrich's campaign began the day by sending out a press release noting that Romney has received $367,000 in campaign contributions from Goldman Sachs, the New York investment bank."Goldman Sachs received $10 billion in emergency loans and bailouts from the Federal Reserve during the Wall Street bailout," wrote Gingrich's communications director Joe DeSantis. "This raises the question: Are Mitt Romney's dishonest attack ads against Speaker Gingrich being indirectly funded by the US taxpayer while Governor Romney uses shady accounting gimmicks to avoid paying his fair share of taxes?"
He rewound his last few days of attacks, combining all of his insults and all his vitriol into a string of remarkable assaults on Romney. "The conservative movement is not going to sit back and say, 'Oh yes, let's let Wall Street and Mitt Romney buy the election,'"
(Wrong, Newt, they are, they always do what the Rich Wing tells them).
Gingrich said. "So you're going to see a real grassroots fight. It will be people power vs. Goldman Sachs and Mitt Romney."
(and the people will lose, as always)
Gingrich's campaign began the day by sending out a press release noting that Romney has received $367,000 in campaign contributions from Goldman Sachs, the New York investment bank."Goldman Sachs received $10 billion in emergency loans and bailouts from the Federal Reserve during the Wall Street bailout," wrote Gingrich's communications director Joe DeSantis. "This raises the question: Are Mitt Romney's dishonest attack ads against Speaker Gingrich being indirectly funded by the US taxpayer while Governor Romney uses shady accounting gimmicks to avoid paying his fair share of taxes?"
Monday, January 30, 2012
Pro Bowl Ratings -- What the Hell is Wrong with America???
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/30/tv-ratings-sunday-pro-bowl-prelims-down-still-leads-nbc-win-once-upon-a-time-good-wife-rise-as-fox-animated-comedies-miss-tebow/117929/
Pro Bowl --
#1 in 18-49 demographic, #3 overall (60 Minutes and Undercover Boss had more
total viewers).
To make matters WORSE, look at the enormous ratings for the Pro Bowl Pre-Game Show! I don't like watching Super Bowl Pre-Game, yet 12.5 million Americans were glued to Pro Bowl Pre-Game.
Pro Bowl --
#1 in 18-49 demographic, #3 overall (60 Minutes and Undercover Boss had more
total viewers).
To make matters WORSE, look at the enormous ratings for the Pro Bowl Pre-Game Show! I don't like watching Super Bowl Pre-Game, yet 12.5 million Americans were glued to Pro Bowl Pre-Game.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Barack Obama -- Good Singer
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/27/president-obama-sings-al-green-lets-stay-together-sales-jump_n_1236428.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D130775
Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney countered with some Pat Boone and Newt Gingrich went with "The South's Gonna Do It Again."
Rick Santorum declared all songs to be "too gay" and Ron Paul was asleep.
Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney countered with some Pat Boone and Newt Gingrich went with "The South's Gonna Do It Again."
Rick Santorum declared all songs to be "too gay" and Ron Paul was asleep.
Robert Hegyes -- Juan Epstein -- Dead At 60
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/26/robert-hegyes-dead_n_1234978.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D130617
Mr. Kotter, I have a note, "Please excuse Juan from class yesterday as he was home with a heart attack." Signed, Epstein's Mom.
RIP.
Mr. Kotter, I have a note, "Please excuse Juan from class yesterday as he was home with a heart attack." Signed, Epstein's Mom.
RIP.
Tea Party v. Cocktail Party
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71987.html
Or, as I have said for years, "Rich Wing v. Poor Wing."
Or, as Wolf Blitzer noted, "Romney's supporters wear a lot more pink and green" and I think he was talking about the Andy-Bernard-styled men.
The support of the Republican Establishment for Romney is, in the end, more of the same. The people who run the GOP (the Rich Cocktail Party Wing in their Izods), let me be as clear as possible:
DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE POOR IDIOTS IN THE SOUTH AND RURAL NORTH WHO VOTE REPUBLICAN.
How much clearer does this have to be before these idiots get the point? Has the Rich Wing cracked down on TV indecency? No, in fact, Justice Scalia says show anything you want.
Abortion -- still legal
Birth control -- still legal
Interracial marriage -- still legal
Gays in military -- allowed to pass
At some point do you not get SOME payback for your constant support (other than the assurance that if you eventually make $2MM a year that you will pay less in taxes)????????
HM
Or, as I have said for years, "Rich Wing v. Poor Wing."
Or, as Wolf Blitzer noted, "Romney's supporters wear a lot more pink and green" and I think he was talking about the Andy-Bernard-styled men.
The support of the Republican Establishment for Romney is, in the end, more of the same. The people who run the GOP (the Rich Cocktail Party Wing in their Izods), let me be as clear as possible:
DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE POOR IDIOTS IN THE SOUTH AND RURAL NORTH WHO VOTE REPUBLICAN.
How much clearer does this have to be before these idiots get the point? Has the Rich Wing cracked down on TV indecency? No, in fact, Justice Scalia says show anything you want.
Abortion -- still legal
Birth control -- still legal
Interracial marriage -- still legal
Gays in military -- allowed to pass
At some point do you not get SOME payback for your constant support (other than the assurance that if you eventually make $2MM a year that you will pay less in taxes)????????
HM
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Uh Oh -- Looks Like Romney Surging in Florida
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/fl/florida_republican_presidential_primary-1597.html
Too many rich and old transplants from colder climates.
Newt will have to go much, much harder to lock up and expand his lead in the hard-core racist vote. I suggest at tonight's debate:
1) Newt mentions that Florida and his home state of Georgia were part of the Confederacy while Massachusetts was an extremely solid abolitionist state. Newt, "Do you folks in Florida really want to go back to 1866 when you had to give black people rights??"
2) Newt mentions how Romney used illegal immigrants to do his lawn work while there were perfectly good American black children whom Mitt should have tricked into doing the job for free (ala Tom Sawyer).
Newt, "Does Romney hate children, slavery AND great literature written by a guy who used the N word a lot in Huckleberry Finn?"
3) Newt tears open his shirt to reveal a giant tattoo of the Stars and Bars. While this will no doubt gross out a lot of people, Newt can spin their disgust as hatred for the Confederacy, thus challenging voters to either, "love my flabby southern tattoo or vote for that abolitionist."
4) Newt should identify 5 federal laws that tomorrow he would allow Florida to nullify by a decree by the Governor OR a 45% secret ballot vote of the members of the Florida legislature. While I am sure there are 100 great candidates for nullification, I think you need to include:
a) The Civil Rights Act
b) The Voting Rights Act
c) The Clean Air Act
d) The Clean Water Act
e) Something else dealing specifically with rights of blacks and Hispanics.
While the health care law would be a candidate, that doesn't really stir up the base like these others will.
Newt should carry a picture (or portrait) of John C. Calhoun on stage to demonstrate his true love for states rights and nullification. If Romney cannot immediately identify the man in the picture and his approximate age when the portrait/picture was taken, Newt should shake his head in disgust and start screaming, "Carpetbagger!" either until he is dragged off stage or until the audience joins in the chant.
5) Newt needs to "quote" Tim Tebow as saying that Mormons hate Jesus and that is why Denver lost to New England. Tebow probably did think it at some point in time deep in the back of his mind, plus, is Tebow going to deny it when asked?
Newt, "I mean, Mormons baptize Jews post-death and they believe that The Lord traipsed around Palmyra, NY teaching Christianity to the Indians (Newt should say, "Redskins") and not very well apparently, since it didn't appear to stick for a couple thousand years." Will Tebow really defend this religion by saying he DOESN'T blame them? I doubt it.
HM
Too many rich and old transplants from colder climates.
Newt will have to go much, much harder to lock up and expand his lead in the hard-core racist vote. I suggest at tonight's debate:
1) Newt mentions that Florida and his home state of Georgia were part of the Confederacy while Massachusetts was an extremely solid abolitionist state. Newt, "Do you folks in Florida really want to go back to 1866 when you had to give black people rights??"
2) Newt mentions how Romney used illegal immigrants to do his lawn work while there were perfectly good American black children whom Mitt should have tricked into doing the job for free (ala Tom Sawyer).
Newt, "Does Romney hate children, slavery AND great literature written by a guy who used the N word a lot in Huckleberry Finn?"
3) Newt tears open his shirt to reveal a giant tattoo of the Stars and Bars. While this will no doubt gross out a lot of people, Newt can spin their disgust as hatred for the Confederacy, thus challenging voters to either, "love my flabby southern tattoo or vote for that abolitionist."
4) Newt should identify 5 federal laws that tomorrow he would allow Florida to nullify by a decree by the Governor OR a 45% secret ballot vote of the members of the Florida legislature. While I am sure there are 100 great candidates for nullification, I think you need to include:
a) The Civil Rights Act
b) The Voting Rights Act
c) The Clean Air Act
d) The Clean Water Act
e) Something else dealing specifically with rights of blacks and Hispanics.
While the health care law would be a candidate, that doesn't really stir up the base like these others will.
Newt should carry a picture (or portrait) of John C. Calhoun on stage to demonstrate his true love for states rights and nullification. If Romney cannot immediately identify the man in the picture and his approximate age when the portrait/picture was taken, Newt should shake his head in disgust and start screaming, "Carpetbagger!" either until he is dragged off stage or until the audience joins in the chant.
5) Newt needs to "quote" Tim Tebow as saying that Mormons hate Jesus and that is why Denver lost to New England. Tebow probably did think it at some point in time deep in the back of his mind, plus, is Tebow going to deny it when asked?
Newt, "I mean, Mormons baptize Jews post-death and they believe that The Lord traipsed around Palmyra, NY teaching Christianity to the Indians (Newt should say, "Redskins") and not very well apparently, since it didn't appear to stick for a couple thousand years." Will Tebow really defend this religion by saying he DOESN'T blame them? I doubt it.
HM
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Terrell Owens -- Broke
T.O. -- broke and unemployed: http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201202/terrell-owens-nfl-football-wide-receiver?currentPage=1
I refuse to believe Drew Rosenhaus would ever give anyone shoddy advice or abandon them once they were of no further use to him.
Come on, T.O.! This is like speaking badly about Mother Teresa!
I refuse to believe Drew Rosenhaus would ever give anyone shoddy advice or abandon them once they were of no further use to him.
Come on, T.O.! This is like speaking badly about Mother Teresa!
Florida Chamber of Commerce Poll -- Race Dead Even
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/fl/florida_republican_presidential_primary-1597.html
Florida, in a way, is a perfect state to determine who will win the GOP race. There are far more Rich Wing folk than in SC. The racism is slightly dialed down in certain locales, but dialed way up in others. It is a state where the Poor Wing is heavily represented (drive 45 miles outside of Orlando and try to find a decent home anywhere). You have the wealthy folk going to South Beach and the dirt poor folk going to the rodeo.
If Romney is so hated that he cannot win a fairly moderate southern state like Florida, then he is left with trying to pick off big Democrat states to win the nomination (WA, OR, CA, NY, PA, MI, MD, MA). Sadly, that sort of leaves the GOP where they were in 2008 -- their base resides in the rural states, but their nominee appeals to the GOP in the urban states where they will NEVER win the general election.
Florida, in a way, is a perfect state to determine who will win the GOP race. There are far more Rich Wing folk than in SC. The racism is slightly dialed down in certain locales, but dialed way up in others. It is a state where the Poor Wing is heavily represented (drive 45 miles outside of Orlando and try to find a decent home anywhere). You have the wealthy folk going to South Beach and the dirt poor folk going to the rodeo.
If Romney is so hated that he cannot win a fairly moderate southern state like Florida, then he is left with trying to pick off big Democrat states to win the nomination (WA, OR, CA, NY, PA, MI, MD, MA). Sadly, that sort of leaves the GOP where they were in 2008 -- their base resides in the rural states, but their nominee appeals to the GOP in the urban states where they will NEVER win the general election.
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