Monday, November 16, 2009

Erin Andrews Speaker Fee

You mean, if I am a single guy with some money, I can stage an event and call it "the HM Charity Gala" and get Erin Andrews to show up and give a speech for as low as $7,500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It costs $40,000 plus to get Ian Woosnam to give a speech! It costs 50-100% more than Erin's fee to get Bonnie Bernstein to give a speech!!!

Single men, this is the greatest bargain on the market that I am aware of. Get 29 friends together, agree to dress up and rent a hall somewhere (what? maybe $1,500?) and then split the cost of Erin Andrews hanging out all night with you and giving a speech on something.

Suppose you can get the $7,500 rate. Add in the $1,500 for the hall and maybe some refreshments and $1,000 for finger food. $10,000 divided by 30 = $333 each and you all would get to meet Erin Andrews!!!

I am just saying......

Monday, November 09, 2009

Jenn Sterger -- No More Implants

Just read this at K's Blog.

Summary -- "I am going to take the only thing that 99% of my fans like about me and do away with it. That will jump start my career." OK. What did they say when Average Joe's forfeited in the Las Vegas Open Dodgeball final? "Interesting strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them."

Query -- should you run a Blog post about how you have made the courageous decision to take out your implants over the top of a background featuring pictures of you falling almost-out of lingerie due to your.....big sexy implants?????? Right? Shouldn't it be over a background of you reading a book or explaning the theory of the universe, etc.? Just sayin'............


Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Miss Californi-cation